Cibflanciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful chinchilla.

Cibflanciss created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibflanciss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cibflanciss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cibflanciss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cibflanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.