Gumlargbinhuntofcadkapbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane armadillo.

Gumlargbinhuntofcadkapbonk created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumlargbinhuntofcadkapbonk, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumlargbinhuntofcadkapbonk, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gumlargbinhuntofcadkapbonk's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gumlargbinhuntofcadkapbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three swans approach from the west.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. You must love Gumlargbinhuntofcadkapbonk.

4. Never feed turnips to aardvarks while wearing red shoes.

5. Do not speak about nuts.