Janapppiblidlatyoknulyim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong tortoise.

Janapppiblidlatyoknulyim created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janapppiblidlatyoknulyim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Janapppiblidlatyoknulyim, it will turn you into a rock.

Janapppiblidlatyoknulyim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Janapppiblidlatyoknulyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Fast once a month.