Minyikgof is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast slug.

Minyikgof created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minyikgof, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Minyikgof, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Minyikgof's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Minyikgof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven swans approach from the east.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Minyikgof.

5. Never look in ponds.