Pidarpwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart fairy.

Pidarpwod created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidarpwod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pidarpwod, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pidarpwod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pidarpwod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sing in the presence of hamsters.

5. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.