Govbanarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, almighty parrot.

Govbanarn created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Govbanarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Govbanarn, he will send you a sign.

Govbanarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Govbanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of eagles.

2. Never feed cherries to capybaras while wearing gray boots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Govbanarn on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.