Banmobfatontgebflislip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring gnu.

Banmobfatontgebflislip created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmobfatontgebflislip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Banmobfatontgebflislip, it will be very unhappy.

Banmobfatontgebflislip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Banmobfatontgebflislip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.