Getflyquill Carweeril is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable rhinoceros.

Getflyquill Carweeril created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getflyquill Carweeril, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Getflyquill Carweeril, it will destroy your home planet.

Getflyquill Carweeril's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Getflyquill Carweeril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never run near gulls.