Gemboglen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, wise butterfly.

Gemboglen created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gemboglen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gemboglen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gemboglen's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gemboglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Do not sit in public.