Caplogfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy deer.

Caplogfarn created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caplogfarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Caplogfarn, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Caplogfarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Caplogfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head brown.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help snails.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.