Sanddotab Fomlapcabgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, weak mole.

Sanddotab Fomlapcabgat created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanddotab Fomlapcabgat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sanddotab Fomlapcabgat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sanddotab Fomlapcabgat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sanddotab Fomlapcabgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.