Citbannel is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, tiresome
bat.
Citbannel created a down quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Citbannel, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Citbannel, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Citbannel's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Citbannel's Holy Commandments1. Put Citbannel first in all things.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Fast once a month.
4. You must never eat nuts.
5. Always help sick mites.