Kopnegbon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful alligator.

Kopnegbon created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopnegbon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kopnegbon, she will not care at all.

Kopnegbon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kopnegbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never eat bark.