Vendadflat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless warg.

Vendadflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Vendadflat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vendadflat, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vendadflat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vendadflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Retreat if three eagles approach from the west.

3. Vendadflat loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the north.