Kinbogtar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent mouse.

Kinbogtar created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbogtar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kinbogtar, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kinbogtar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kinbogtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never paint your arms black.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never talk about asteroids.