Jinzagdun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, generous horse.

Jinzagdun created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinzagdun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jinzagdun, he will send you a sign.

Jinzagdun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jinzagdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.