Jinzagdun is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, generous
horse.
Jinzagdun created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jinzagdun, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Jinzagdun, he will send you a sign.
Jinzagdun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Jinzagdun's Holy Commandments1. Always help capybaras in need.
2. Always help sick turtles.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not cook food in pots.