Dingigmatrap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving fox.

Dingigmatrap created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingigmatrap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dingigmatrap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dingigmatrap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dingigmatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the north.