Yokmidyak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm owl.

Yokmidyak created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokmidyak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yokmidyak, she will ignore you.

Yokmidyak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yokmidyak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide from purple goats for they are unholy.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yokmidyak on top of all buildings.