Abnadjab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented hamster.

Abnadjab created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Abnadjab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Abnadjab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Abnadjab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Abnadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must love Abnadjab.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abnadjab.