Flabbonkyog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish squid.

Flabbonkyog created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Flabbonkyog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabbonkyog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flabbonkyog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flabbonkyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help eagles in need.