Flabbonkyog is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish
squid.
Flabbonkyog created gold six million years ago.
If you believe in
Flabbonkyog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Flabbonkyog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Flabbonkyog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Flabbonkyog's Holy Commandments1. Never eat coconuts.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never wear corsets.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always help eagles in need.