Fumgutart is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest hare.

Fumgutart created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fumgutart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fumgutart, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fumgutart's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fumgutart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always obey Fumgutart's priests.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never sit in holy places.