Flygigpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful pig.

Flygigpid created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Flygigpid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flygigpid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flygigpid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Flygigpid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always look after injured snails.