Volbumvol is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane jellyfish.

Volbumvol created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volbumvol, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Volbumvol, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Volbumvol's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Volbumvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.