Flagtallid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, wise bee.

Flagtallid created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagtallid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagtallid, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Flagtallid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flagtallid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.