Yattdobnel is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain pigeon.

Yattdobnel created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattdobnel, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yattdobnel, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yattdobnel's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yattdobnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never paint your back pink.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.