Rapfligrot Kikjipfat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable jackal.

Rapfligrot Kikjipfat created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapfligrot Kikjipfat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rapfligrot Kikjipfat, he will send you a sign.

Rapfligrot Kikjipfat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rapfligrot Kikjipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never mention dogs.