Konwadbast is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful squirrel.

Konwadbast created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Konwadbast, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Konwadbast, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Konwadbast's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Konwadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Konwadbast's priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Konwadbast on top of important buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.