Nullhadjop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent dove.

Nullhadjop created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullhadjop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nullhadjop, it will turn you into a slug.

Nullhadjop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nullhadjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near snails.

2. Run away from violet grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Worship no other gods but Nullhadjop.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.