Queeggetflislid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane chinchilla.

Queeggetflislid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggetflislid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Queeggetflislid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Queeggetflislid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Queeggetflislid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Queeggetflislid loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always help sick shrews.