Rulbogstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet hare.

Rulbogstaf created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbogstaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulbogstaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rulbogstaf's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rulbogstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill doves.