Motwig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome finch.

Motwig created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motwig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Motwig, it will turn you into a frog.

Motwig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Motwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motwig.