Narrillbest is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective gorilla.

Narrillbest created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Narrillbest, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narrillbest, she will be very sad.

Narrillbest's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Narrillbest's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.