Bifmonkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair pigeon.

Bifmonkik created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifmonkik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bifmonkik, it will cry a lot.

Bifmonkik's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bifmonkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Hide if nine pigs approach from the west.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Always help ants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.