Feddodstaf Pakfommil Arntettipittap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful finch.

Feddodstaf Pakfommil Arntettipittap created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Feddodstaf Pakfommil Arntettipittap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Feddodstaf Pakfommil Arntettipittap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Feddodstaf Pakfommil Arntettipittap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Feddodstaf Pakfommil Arntettipittap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Retreat if six gulls approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.