Kadyartnil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic narwhal.

Kadyartnil created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadyartnil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kadyartnil, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kadyartnil's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kadyartnil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Fast once a month.