Tabyarplid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome finch.

Tabyarplid created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabyarplid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tabyarplid, it will remove you from existence.

Tabyarplid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tabyarplid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide from orange grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat green fruit.