Dutfagtof is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unfair chinchilla.

Dutfagtof created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutfagtof, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutfagtof, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dutfagtof's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dutfagtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Put Dutfagtof first in all things.

5. Do not shave your head.