Wikcarappbat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciful dragonfly.

Wikcarappbat created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wikcarappbat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wikcarappbat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wikcarappbat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wikcarappbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always obey Wikcarappbat's priests.

4. Worship no other gods but Wikcarappbat.

5. You must pray to Wikcarappbat five times a day.