Yarttonrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast duck.

Yarttonrap created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarttonrap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarttonrap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yarttonrap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yarttonrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Yarttonrap loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Retreat if four dogs approach from the south.