Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy chinchilla.

Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod, he will cry a lot.

Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four snails approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect eight silver sculptures of Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Nabcadfig Weghogdim Linvigwod three times a day.