Vagxinbass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fast rat.

Vagxinbass created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagxinbass, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vagxinbass, she will turn you into a tree.

Vagxinbass' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vagxinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.