Bafqueegfunvagarf is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair swan.

Bafqueegfunvagarf created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafqueegfunvagarf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafqueegfunvagarf, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bafqueegfunvagarf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bafqueegfunvagarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Bafqueegfunvagarf on top of important buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Bafqueegfunvagarf.