Natbepkad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish weasel.

Natbepkad created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbepkad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Natbepkad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Natbepkad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Natbepkad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Natbepkad on top of important buildings.