Natbepkad is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish weasel.
Natbepkad created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Natbepkad, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Natbepkad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Natbepkad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Natbepkad's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Never wear boots.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never look at stars.
5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Natbepkad on top of important buildings.