Jamsakpad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty manatee.

Jamsakpad created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamsakpad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jamsakpad, she will strike you with lightening.

Jamsakpad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jamsakpad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Worship no other gods but Jamsakpad.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.