Busbamsan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective crow.

Busbamsan created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Busbamsan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Busbamsan, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Busbamsan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Busbamsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to capybaras while wearing indigo scarves.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Run away if four dogs approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.