Fagcarflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind elephant.

Fagcarflig created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fagcarflig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fagcarflig, she will turn you into a tree.

Fagcarflig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fagcarflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat strawberries.