Nakjiphap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless otter.

Nakjiphap created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nakjiphap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nakjiphap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nakjiphap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nakjiphap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Worship no other gods but Nakjiphap.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakjiphap.

5. Respect your elders.