Gonhentan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, happy lobster.

Gonhentan created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Gonhentan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gonhentan, she will destroy your home planet.

Gonhentan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gonhentan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.