Farncidwip Appzenomt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind fox.

Farncidwip Appzenomt created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farncidwip Appzenomt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farncidwip Appzenomt, he will be very sad.

Farncidwip Appzenomt's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Farncidwip Appzenomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farncidwip Appzenomt.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.