Ragquimboss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident clam.

Ragquimboss created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragquimboss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragquimboss, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ragquimboss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ragquimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never sit near dogs.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. You must love Ragquimboss.